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Warning: If you are offended by humor that depends on psychiatric and medical diagnoses, read no further.

Disclaimer: Before anyone complains (and in this age of exaggerated political correctness, someone surely will), let me make it clear that I mean no disrespect to people suffering from the illnesses mentioned below. I have the greatest empathy for sick people, and I have encountered several of these conditions in my own family and have actually experienced four of them myself. Humor about them doesn’t offend me, and I hope it will not offend you. Also, my mention of Christmas and Hanukkah songs is not intended to endorse any religious belief.

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After a year of serious talk about mostly discouraging things, I thought it was time for a totally frivolous post to cheer us up with a little holiday humor. A friend sent me a list of “Christmas Carols for the Psych Ward.” I thought they were funny, and I’ve copied the best of them below. I’ve added a few of my own for other medical diagnoses, and then I added several about complementary and alternative medicine.

必须了解未来几年智能家居五大行业发展趋势

“一站式”火热来袭 家居企业应积极响应

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are

建材家装领域近年来成为投诉热点

个税改革首月减税316亿元

今年1至10月份的民间固定资产投资同比增长2.9%,比1至9月份的增速快了0.4个百分点。
8.轮滑

7月淘宝家装业销量数据惨淡 卫浴、照明各占半壁江山

1.Shailene Woodley
The new figures come as Mr Duterte fends off criticism at home and abroad over his anti-drugs campaign, which has seen 600,000 potential suspects voluntarily turn themselves in to authorities.

国企混改加速批量落地

In the meantime, the sheer total of bitcoin-related startups that launched in 2014 demonstrates bitcoin’s momentum. There is no definitive listing of every single bitcoin startup, but 2014 almost certainly saw the launch of more of them than in any year prior. Data that AngelList sent to Fortune confirms that. In 2011, five bitcoin startups listed themselves on AngelList. In 2012 that number grew to 13. In 2013 it jumped to 193, and last year it exploded to 566. (But not all startups register on AngelList immediately, if at all.) In addition, on January 8 the total number of daily bitcoin transactions hit an all-time high, as Barry Silbert eagerly tweeted.

 

北京市住建委:春节期间12家中介机构被查

Argyria: Silver Balls

Mumps: The Chipmunk Song

Depression: Blue Christmas.

(两会受权发布)李克强谈2019年经济社会发展总体要求

恒康家居拟A股上市募资5.67亿

John Authers

商铺11年拿不到产权证?蹊跷的建筑规划屡次让业主维权艰难

uni一个,que表形容词-独特的

河北廊坊规范存量房交易 遏制“阴阳合同”和“高评高贷”

Deaf: Silent Night

Tinnitus: Jingle Bells

央行主管报纸:楼市制造的繁荣不具备可持续性

 

西安一楼盘摇号前疑似被内定 后续:区纪委确认有公职人员打招呼

My grandmother’s favorite poem was Invictus by William Ernest Henley. My father hung a copy of it on our kitchen wall, so I grew up reading it every day: “I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul.” I think the best advice I can give anyone – especially someone just starting out in business – is to embrace your role as master of your own fate. Recognize opportunities when they arise and get comfortable saying “Yes.”

个税优惠政策衔接方案出炉:年终奖个税优惠可再用3年

在新的领导层刚刚接手之际,中国的政治体制会继续将注意力放在保持稳定上,但经济弹性的降低,可能挫败北京方面在这方面的意图。
伊纳里图表示:“我差点忘记感谢所有参与拍摄的美国印第安人了,没有他们,这部电影不可能拍摄出来。我能够和这些人一起活着拍完这部电影,心中的惊喜和骄傲难以用语言表达。”

There were reversals too. Sales of electric vehicles suffered as gas prices leveled off and then fell. Suzuki wound down its presence in the U.S. market, and Volvo looked none too healthy. Sales in China -- now the world's largest auto market -- slowed, and Europe remained deep in a slump, its fundamental overcapacity problems unsolved.

楼市调控不放松 热门城市渐冷静

库存高居不下 陶企经销商倒逼企业开放授信

Herbalists: “Greens/Leaves”

萨姆·史密斯《痛快感受》

土地供应逐渐增加对中心城市房价影响甚微

CAM believers responding to SBM: You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

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贝尼托.墨索里尼(Benito Mussolini)和阿道夫.希特勒(Adolf Hitler)就是煽动家变身独裁者的经典例子。
沙泽勒编导的音乐片《爱乐之城》是当晚的得奖热门,所获14项提名平了奥斯卡史上的纪录。沙泽勒获得最佳导演奖。而埃玛?斯通(Emma Stone)凭借她在这部由狮门娱乐(Lionsgate)制作的影片中的表演,赢得了最佳女主角奖。此外,《爱乐之城》还获得了最佳配乐和最佳原创歌曲奖。

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Posted by Harriet Hall

Harriet Hall, MD also known as The SkepDoc, is a retired family physician who writes about pseudoscience and questionable medical practices. She received her BA and MD from the University of Washington, did her internship in the Air Force (the second female ever to do so),  and was the first female graduate of the Air Force family practice residency at Eglin Air Force Base. During a long career as an Air Force physician, she held various positions from flight surgeon to DBMS (Director of Base Medical Services) and did everything from delivering babies to taking the controls of a B-52. She retired with the rank of Colonel.  In 2008 she published her memoirs, Women Aren't Supposed to Fly.